Let me preface this post. I am Jesse, the insanely well-endowed, yet temporarily ED-esque impacted roommate of omnipotent blog creators Brandle, Walker and TJ. However, unlike said GRGGD originators, I am FAR from a Redskins fan. Unfortunately, I've had the pleasure of being a lifelong fan of everyone's favorite lovable losers, the Buffalo Bills.
We of the wide right field goal losers to the Giants in Super Bowl XXV; three straight ass-kicking homos in the following three SB's (one to the miserable Mark 'pot-faced, fugly ass QB' Rypien-led Redskins),; Homerun Throwback losers to the Titans in the 2000 playoffs which has since led to nine consecutive seasons of no playoffs berths; terrible, terrible losers to the Cowboys in our first MNF showing since colorized television in 2007; wide-right losers to the effing Browns and no touchdowns in back-to-back games against the 49ers and god damn Dolphins on that silly 110-yard CFL field in Toronto this season, Buffalo Bills.
Then today happened. Jonathan Paul Losman and his fragile, female grip happened. JPLo fumbled and threw away Buffalo's last chance at a playoff bid today in a 31-27 loss to the Jets. Runner-up FU to Jon Corto, who nullified Leo McKelvin's sweet-ass 100-yard would-be game-winning kickoff return in the 4th.
HOWEVER...JP, I'm gonna come at you, and only you, like a spider monkey. Way to spruce up that free-agency resume of yours, tell me how NFL Europa or AFL works out for you next year. Oh yeah, they aren't playing next year. Good luck in the CFL too, after that limp-wristed, piss-poor performance in Toronto last week.
Go party with Plax and Marshawn (no offense, you beast of a RB you) and get shot and run over simultaneously, all while us crazy Bills fans hurl full cans of ice-cold PBR at your Kyle Orton look-alike dome, your neard-wearing son-of-a-bitch. FU JPLo, FU. I'm tired.
Also got problems with JP? Air your laundry at http://www.jplosman7.com/ssp/inquiries.
--Jesse
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