Sunday, December 14, 2008

At Least Mike Sellers Probably Permanently Injured the Bengals Kicker

So the Skins played like absolute turds. Complete, absolute, all-encompassing, infinity turds. We here at GRGGD have a proposition that no one on the offense should be allowed to touch the ball except for Santana Moss. We're thinking something like "Direct snap to Santana Moss.....Moss drops back and throws DEEEEEP downfield and it's CAUGHT BY SANTANA MOSS!!!" The ball was in the air for 89 yards, he threw the ball really high. So he could run and catch it. You heard it here first.

--Brandle

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