Early Prediction for Redskins vs. Ravens: Sunday, December 7th

M & T Bank Stadium;
Baltimore, Maryland

In an unprecedented performance, Jason Campbell throws for 447 touchdowns in the second half, after being a relative non-factor in the first half of play. This catapults Jason Campbell into the number one spot on the career touchdowns list. Suck it Brett Favre and Dan Marino. Redskins go on to win 3132 to 17. You heard it here first.

--Brandon

Jessica Simpson is the Worst Girlfriend Ever

I was watching the Redskins Giants game on Sunday, and for absolutely no reason at all during the Redskins Giants game on Sunday, they started posting stats about Tony Romo.  That got me thinking, everybody has signs when the Cowboys come to town that say "Tony Homo," or "Tony Romo is a Homo," or "Tony Romo Gargles Balls."  That sort of thing.  I think I would make a sign that just BLASTS Tony Romo in the ass for dating Jessica Simpson.  I think a few good choices would be:

Hey Tony, Nick Lachey Fucked Her First

or

Hey Tony, Jessica's Box Got Beat Out by Nick Lachey

or 

Hey Tony, Did You Know that Jessica Simpson Used to Have Sex With Nick Lachey Before You?  And She Probably Still Talks to Him on the Phone From Time to Time?

--TJ