I'd like to welcome a new site to the American Football blogosphere. That site is The Hampton Roads Bills
Why is a blog about a team of perennial failures that is always the brides maid and never the bride that nobody cares about getting welcomed by GRGGD you ask? Well, occasional (once) GRGGD guest blogger JP Losman UFL #1!! happens to be himself a Bills fan and has decided to work primarily from The Hampton Roads Bills. And, in the comments of one of their postings, he jammed us up a little bit. We here at GRGGD think a blog is not a blog unless there is a rival blog to occasionally spar with. Since we don't associate with any NFC East fans (due to their inability to form complete sentences), why not form a rivalry with a non-division, non-conference opponent? Also, it's a way to whore out our site to get more traffic. Our philosophy has always been "Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy," so without further ado:
Super Bowl XXVI. Jan 26, 1992. Probably glazed over by most Bills fans because it lies in the middle of four(4) consecutive Super Bowl losses. This particular one, however, was completely one-sided. The Ultimates, led by dead ringer for Captain America Mark Rypien, amassed a devastating 37 - 10 lead with 6 minutes left when Coach Gibbs decided to take pity and field a team consisting entirely of sleds, crash test dummies, and tire swings. The Bills managed to get past four(4) Jim Kelly interceptions to score two(2) touchdowns to make the final score 37 - 24. In the post game comments, Coach Gibbs said of Bills Coach Marv Levy, "I felt bad because, he's just a little turd out there. He can't call plays, he can't run a team...he's just a little turd. Also, he has fat elbows. "
You Heard it Here First,
Brandon
1 comment:
My name is Jon DePaintor. I am a Bills fan who lives in Redskins country. The local paper, The Virginian-Pilot, loves to talk up the Deadskins. I have increasingly loathed the Deadskins more and more with their over spending owner and their elitist attitude.
I think my fondest memory of the Redskins was being present at FedEx Field the day that Ol' Man Joe forgot to take his meds and called two timeouts back to back. Let the record show that Lindell made BOTH of the winning field goals that day. I look forward to the friendy yet fierce banter between our respective blogs.
On a side note:
Atleast our blog is smart enough to embed videos.
Have a nice day.
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