And heeeerrrreeee come the pretzels.
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Jim Zorn was "relinquished" of his play calling duties in order to allow him to focus on other aspects of being a head coach such as not wasting time outs and looking beat, broken, and impotent during press conferences.
This is a text book example of how to run a football team and save your season. Get out your pens and paper and get ready to learn.
Problem: Your Head Coach (who until you hired him had never called plays in the NFL) is doing an awful job at calling plays. The offense is failing at every aspect of the game and is among the worst in the NFL.
Solution: Give play calling duties to a 67 year old man who was announcing bingo numbers in a retirement home two(2) weeks ago. He has been retired from football for five(5) years, he's only been with your team for about ten(10) days, and he too has never called offensive plays.
There's your lesson, go enjoy it.
You Heard it Here First,
-Brandon
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your team is bad and you should feel bad -from ben
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